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Operation: OHR Presents:

Behind the Epic

Episode #3

"The Ends of the Earth Story"

By Pepsi Ranger

 

FADE IN THEME MUSIC:

Time has its beginning, as does its legends. One such legend began long ago in the history of time. That legend was of a young centaur that dreamed of finding another of his kind. His story of adventure became timeless. This is his story told from the Ends of the Earth.

BEGIN RECYCLED PAST MUSIC:

Although the true records of Centaurus’s entrance into the world have since long been lost, many believe he was born in a cave along the southern beach of a long forgotten continent. Those who had searched long and hard for his origins rediscovered the tiny mythical island, where they combed for any signs of evidence of his birth. After months of hunting for anything, speculations of his birthplace became quickly confirmed when the hunters found traces of horse tracks in the sand along the southern shoreline. To their surprise, the tracks led inside a cave.

Shadow: I wasn’t surprised. I’ve been watching Centaurus long before he knew I existed. The cave was no legend. His crest was engraved into the rocky walls. That was proof enough. If not for the flood that eroded the images away, no one would doubt his origins.

BEGIN SMALL TOWN MUSIC:

The cave may have been the shelter of his birth, but it wasn’t the cave that served as Centaurus’s home. Long before his memories began, Centaurus was sent to a small village on the other side of the world, known to only a few as Birka.

Guall: There are many misconceptions about the town that Centaurus grew up in. The common traveler can take a look into our gates and just assume that we’re a small backwater village with four huts and some baskets of bananas. But anyone who has set foot onto our soil and spoken to enough of our people will know that we have a thriving city erected underneath, where we mass-produce slave drones and anti-venom for the distinguishing connoisseur. The homely living was just a front. Of course, Centaurus never knew that. When he still lived here, the underground city had yet to be a glimmer in anyone’s eyes, so in a way, it had absolutely nothing to do with Centaurus’s life. Makes me wish I never brought it up. Our slave drones were supposed to be kept secret.

BEGIN BUSINESS FESTIVAL MUSIC:

Centaurus grew up learning the ways of the hunter, stalking beetles and earwigs with his gleaming bow and arrow. Although he took some time to master his tool, his neighbors agreed that his archery became a skill unlike any others’. Soon his desire to hunt transformed into a desire to show off, and the change couldn’t have happened at a better time.

Frazz: The citizens of Birka decided to hold a competition. All the village hunters were given an opportunity to go out into the wilderness and bring back as many stuffed animals as they could within three hours. The average hunter brought back something like twenty creatures. Centaurus returned to the village with over fifty. He was insane with the arrow. That’s when I invited him to be my new hunting partner.

Hamrig: I couldn’t stand Centaurus’s talents. Because of him, my hunting partner cut me loose, and forced me to go out into the fields with the dirty snakeman. And I seriously loathed the snakeman, and all his incessant hissing. I’m sorry, hisss incessssant hissssssing. Jerk off.

BEGIN DEEP THOUGHTS MUSIC:

Centaurus won the top honor of being the best hunter in the region, but it was a victory that was less than satisfying. Deep down, the lonely centaur knew he was missing something important in his life. His desire to hunt progressed to a different level.

Guall: He was alone in the world. That’s the solid truth to his rising pain. He hated being the only centaur in the village, and he made it his ambition to find others of his kind. And I couldn’t blame him. After all, there was only a small handful of my kind in the world, so I knew his pain well. I can’t say I had a lot of hope for him, but I supported him anyway.

Centaurus decided his hunting skills would no longer pertain to local wildlife, but rather to the search for other centaurs. After many months of deliberating his thoughts, Centaurus finally made a firm decision. If other centaurs were out there, he was going to find them.

BEGIN TENSE MUSIC:

But that’s when the unexpected happened. Monsters appeared in the countryside.

Rudimus: Our way of life was shattered when the monsters came out of the woodworks. We could no longer hunt without being hunted ourselves. Our only protection was to forbid all outside travel until the monsters left. That was the best mayoral decision I could come up with.

Frazz: The mayor’s decision was a complete joke because nothing was stopping the monsters from overrunning our gates and taking over our town. If they wanted to devour us that badly, they would’ve found a way.

The citizens of Birka continued on with their lives inside the town walls, but the sense of danger constantly loomed over their heads. At any moment the monsters could’ve attacked, but that was a thought kept in the deep recesses of their minds. That was, all except Centaurus, who kept visions of other centaurs on his mind. His decision to search for any clues to their whereabouts had remained intact.

Shadow: The monsters were always out there, always approaching, but it wasn’t until this fateful season that they reached the Birkan outskirts. I knew from where they came, but I also knew what their goal was. Their intent was not to attack the town. Their intent was to let the citizens starve from their own fear.

BEGIN DRAMATIC TOTALITARIAN MUSIC:

The mayor’s decision to prevent all citizens from leaving Birka had become final. Guards were hired to protect the gates and to keep everyone inside. Only the specially trained were allowed to roam the outskirts of town, and those few never dared to venture out more than fifty feet. The monsters’ breaths were warming the air, and all the townsfolk could feel it. That’s when the decree was set to relocate.

Frazz: Many of us began relocating to the lower chambers of town in a cavern where we prepared a war bunker in case madness ever struck. But the environment was uncomfortable, since those who went down were very edgy. Centaurus and I were a couple of the ones who went below, but we didn’t want to stay. Something about the caverns left us feeling very nervous. We decided it would be better to live above ground.

BEGIN TENSE MUSIC:

But the time to act on their nervousness came a few minutes too soon. It was approximately 5:30 in the evening when the first blood-curdling cry came from below the mayor’s hut. Moments later, Centaurus and Frazz emerged through the entry hole, covered in gears and motor oil.

Shadow: Monster machines broke through the cavern walls and attacked them all. Only Centaurus and Frazz had the prowess to escape. Those who were still topside quickly sealed up the hole. I knew what had happened all along.

Frazz: The exact memory of what happened is hazy to me, but I remember strange lights shining through the cracks, just moments before the walls fell. When these things that none of us had ever seen before started drilling right through us, we knew we were even less safe there. Within moments, we scrambled to get back to the surface, but only Centaurus and I knew how to fight. Apparently, these things needed lizards to control them. So that’s what we attacked. It was a messy battle, but we cleared the path. Unfortunately, none of the others had the wisdom to follow us. So we had to leave them. Fortunately, most of the ones left behind were nihilistic anyway, so we didn’t feel bad about it. The machines also gave us the whole slave drone idea that we decided to implement many years later.

BEGIN CRISIS AVERTED MUSIC:

Once the two alerted the authorities about the trauma below, the order was made to cut the town of Birka off from its underground shelter. The remaining citizens weren’t sure how such a decision would affect their mining economy, but they knew their safety was on the line, so the town’s carpenter left his dinner table and acted quickly to board up the hole. Within moments, the sub-surface threat had been averted.

Rudimus: I felt dirty that day. I was at a point that I could not handle. We had danger below. We had danger outside. If we remained cooped up for much longer, we would have danger inside. I almost made the decision to let anarchy be our new way of government.

But the mayor stood strong and continued to maintain his decree. The guards continued to stand their posts. The citizens continued to struggle with their way of life. Centaurus continued to plan his escape.

Frazz: Centaurus told me about his plans from early on, but I was against them. I didn’t want my best friend leaving town. But he always had this passion to discover who he was, so I never tried to stop him. I did try to cripple him once, but I never tried to stop him..

Hamrig: The day I found out Centaurus was planning to leave, despite the mayor’s orders, I bought a ten-liter bottle of beer and chugged it down in three gulps. I never partied so hard in my life. I lost my liver in the process, but it was worth it.

BEGIN SECRETIVE MELLOW MUSIC:

Centaurus secretly gathered up all the equipment and curing potions that he could find. After hours of searching the grounds, and bartering with competing shopkeepers, he had finally gotten everything he needed to make a successful escape. All that was left for him to do was to say goodbye to the few people that he knew would miss him.

Hamrig: The ungrateful jerk left without ever saying goodbye to me.

Frazz: The day he had planned to leave, I offered to go with him so that he would have all the help he would need. But he didn’t feel right about having two champions leaving the citizens to fend for themselves, so he asked me to stay behind. I didn’t know why he thought I was a champion, but I heeded his request anyway.

Centaurus was ready to go, but the guards stood in his way. He offered money, beans, and his first-born daughter to the one who would let him pass, but the mayor’s decree held strong with them, so they were not going to let him through. Centaurus contemplated jumping the town walls, but even the horse half of him could not make a ten-foot leap. So he did the very last thing he knew he could do. He begged the mayor to let him leave.

Rudimus: I didn’t appreciate his willingness to defy my orders, so I kicked him out of town. I hadn’t seen him since.

BEGIN TOTAL ISOLATION MUSIC:

Banishment. It was the one thing that Centaurus feared about his journey. It was one thing to leave voluntarily, but it was another to be denied reentry. When he set his foot on the soil beyond the walls, it was his destiny to never look back.

Shadow: Deep down he felt like he made the wrong choice--and he did, but that was not enough to prevent him from moving forward. His banishment was merely an obstacle to his desires. His determination would lead him to the ends of the earth. And I knew where he had to go to get there.

BEGIN INDEPENDENT FURY MUSIC:

Centaurus set forth for the forest ahead, fighting off the very creatures that threatened his town. They swarmed around him in packs, but his skills as an expert archer paid off. One by one he would drop his assailants in cold blood.

Gohrahn Messenger: The reports were catastrophic on our end of the battle. We had sent armies into this neck of the woods, just to lose a bulk of our forces to some crazy centaur. I almost lost my life when I informed the leader of our misfortunes. Of course, that would’ve been better considering I lost something else dear to me. Some things just don’t grow back on a lizard, okay?

Shadow: His hunter ways were transforming. It was no longer about him showing off or finding food. It was about him getting comfortable with his bow and arrow. And comfort was something I knew he would find.

Life up to this point had been confusing, but acceptable for Centaurus. However, as the winds changed through his town, so had the circumstances of his life. Everything he knew and embraced had been altered into the forms of banishment, attacks by vile creatures, and an uncertainty of the future. His very being began to change. Centaurus had experienced genuine anger.

Shadow: He used his comfort to wreak havoc on those who stood in his way. A trail of blood followed him through the forest, all the way to his first major stop. I knew he was a step away from getting out of control. But I remained shadowed and silent.

Centaurus maintained enough of a grip on reality to keep his goals focused in the right perspective. But as his adventure continued, and his passions intensified, he began listening to the voices of the trees around him. One tree in particular led him south to a land of fire.

Alzahad: When I met Centaurus for the first time, I thought he was a freak. But he had a true ambition that screamed history books to me, so I decided that he was a freaky thing that needed my company. Of course, I was all alone in a burning forest, surrounded by fallen carcasses, and had no desire to be locked up in a fiery hut left to die, so that helped fuel my decision too. Did I leave anything out?

BEGIN HIGH-ENERGY KILL MUSIC:

The Minotaur named Alzahad became Centaurus’s first quest companion. Through thick and thin, they would fight off violent red rattlesnakes and fire medusas in order to find their way out of the forest, and onto greener pastures. But all was not well with their partnership. Centaurus began cracking under the pressure of his mission and his anger.

Alzahad: I knew I made a mistake when I had mentioned the other centaur. I saw a fire burning in his eyes the moment I spoke those words. At first I thought it was just a reflection of the blazing walls that singed my back, but it wasn’t. Something triggered both hope and frenzy in him. He wanted to meet this centaur, but he also wanted to destroy its captors. I started to think that I was better off rotting in my prison.

The fury of the other centaur’s capture burrowed deep into Centaurus’s heart. His mission was no longer just a quest for truth. It became a quest for justice. It was about that moment when his whole persona changed for the worse. His valiant virtue took an awful turn. He was no longer a hero of the people. He had become a nightmare.

Shadow: He developed a frightful butt-shooting complex.

BEGIN TWISTED SENSES MUSIC:

Centaurus’s journey had warped his mind to the point where making targets out of the enemy was not enough. His lust to display his wrath and justice had leaked into a form of aggravated assault against his companions. With every moment he had free, he would shoot the Minotaur, and others who would later join the quest, in their sacred cheek zones.

Alzahad: I remember the first moment that his problem kicked in. We had just found our way to the Gohrahn caves after a maddening trek across the burning soil. We already dispatched over thirty creatures that tried to have us for lunch. We were tired and in pain. But we reached the cave that would lead us out of the wretched wasteland. Naturally, I wanted revenge on the lizards for wiping out my army, but Centaurus...his reasons weren’t really justified yet. It was as if he was fighting for the sake of fighting. I mean, he made it sound like he attacked the lizards because they were in his way, and a part of me believed that. But, as soon as we cleared out the cave of all its evil and filth, he turned on me. That’s right, he turned on me. Shot me right in the hindquarters. He said it was an accident, but then he turned around and did again. Having an arrow fly up my butt is not a comfortable way for me to spend the day. I almost took his head off for that.

Centaurus’s newfound addiction was not something that would blow over easily. As he journeyed through the land, looking for any clue that might lead to his past, he met more people and shot them in the arse.

Shadow: I watched him from the trees, but I never intervened. The last thing I wanted was to get shot in the arse too.

BEGIN SIMPLE DRAMATIC MUSIC:

Centaurus’s devotion to the quest got progressively corrupted. As he traveled through towns on the water and in the air, his desire to make extra holes in peoples’ butts became too overwhelming, even for him. That’s when he realized he had crossed the line of sanity.

Equuis: It wasn’t enough that those of us who decided to help him were all mythological creatures who may or may not have existed at one time. And it wasn’t even enough that dogs and trees could hold in-depth conversations with him. What really made him off the chain was his inability to separate his friends from his foes. Once he caught onto this factor, he decided enough was enough.

Centaurus traveled from forest, to blazing forest, to cave, to oceanic city, to the sky above him before accepting the fact that he was in over his head. His choice to leave Birka was a bad one. His desire to find the lost centaur was meaningless. He had made a mockery of his very being. That’s when he contemplated ending his journey.

Areolys: Those of us who felt suckered--I mean compelled to join him, did what we could to encourage him to press forward. We knew he had a problem, and all our butts felt it, but he was never going to be satisfied if he quit. So we urged him to move forward, and promised to stick by his side no matter what. We were dedicated to getting him to his destination. Of course, we all had to equip ourselves with butt armor, but it was a small price for a noble cause.

BEGIN SOFT MEDITATION MUSIC:

When Centaurus descended from the town of Concorde, which rose three miles above the surface of the earth, he stopped and he waited. He knew he could not continue with such a violent streak in his heart. If he continued in his present state, he would ultimately destroy his character, his integrity, and himself. That was something he didn’t want to do.

Shadow: It took some time, but Centaurus figured out the difference between justice and pure adrenaline. I knew he would.

He set his bow and arrow on the ground and he waited for peace. His companions all set their weapons next to his and waited with him. The winds blew and the clouds rolled. Centaurus breathed hard.

When the moment came to pick up his weapon again, he was ready to push forward. His anger was subtly dying away. The time had come to finish his quest.

Shadow: They were close. I knew where the adventure had to end.

BEGIN ANXIOUS MUSIC:

Centaurus and his companions crossed the countryside to reach a forgotten land. As they came closer to the shadowed region, they felt anxious. Something didn’t seem right to any of them. The four heroes stopped at the shoreline of their present land to stare across the river that separated them from the mysterious continent. All that was left to do was cross a bridge.

Alzahad: Centaurus fought hard to repress his anger and even repeal it. The battle left him a shell of a centaur, but his courage to press on helped him regain confidence in his status as a hero and adventurer. The rest of us who traveled with him did everything we could to keep him moving. Our bond placed us into a brotherhood. Anything that would’ve upset that bond would’ve shattered him.

The bridge that set before them proved to be the greatest disaster of all. What had become safe to him, was about to be shaken.

Equuis: Bloodthirsty griffins surrounded the bridge. They all had only one thing on their minds. They wanted a sacrifice. If we were to cross into the shadowed land, one of us would have to die.

Areolys: I was the new guy in the party, and I’m also a griffin, so I was the one who got voted out of the group. I was upset. But, Centaurus wasn’t the kind of being who would give me a reason to stay upset...except for when he shot me in rear. So he made a compromise with the griffins on my behalf.

BEGIN TOUGH DECISION MUSIC:

Centaurus didn’t know what to do at first. He was ordered to shatter one of three crystals to decide who crossed and who died. He knew that he had to make the choice, or else his mission would never be complete. As he prepared to smash the white crystal, which would’ve been the choice of the assassination of his wind-wielding friend, he stopped. He realized his mission was no longer just about him finding another of his kind. It was about him learning to adjust to his circumstances. It was about making noble sacrifices.

Alzahad: Centaurus made a sacrifice, but it wasn’t the life of Areolys. Rather, he sacrificed his decision to remain calm. I remember the moment vividly. He turned away from the crystals and gave the griffins the evil eye. He shook his finger at them, then he stomped his feet, then he went medieval on their...er, you know.

Areolys: I was proud of Centaurus that moment. He had conquered adversity with a character trait that we almost destroyed in him. He turned his addictive struggle into something that saved my life. Of course, he would’ve had to anyway since I returned for the sequel. How weird that would’ve been for a dead bird to just be alive again, right? Yeah, Centaurus was my hero that day.

BEGIN DEPRESSING MUSIC:

But the relapse wasn’t good for everyone. As the heroes entered the forgotten land, Centaurus felt his anger rise to an unhealthy level. His effort to clean himself up had been nullified. His path of destruction took over his journey for the last time.

Shadow: Centaurus traveled all over the continent searching for his destiny, but he had no idea what his destiny held. I knew, but he didn’t. His travels had taken him far, but his tension drove him to places he could never dream of. He had become disgruntled and reckless. I knew that everything would end in disaster.

Centaurus and his group did what they could to help the people of the shadowed land, but the efforts were made shallow. Adversaries like none he had ever known before were waiting for his arrival. And all of them were ready to end his mission and his life.

Equuis: None of us were sure why we faced so much peril. All of us were innocent people thrust into damaging circumstances. All of us were outcasts to our societies. All of us were afraid of the future. But we pressed on until the very end. We pressed on until we reached our goal. We had no idea what was about to stand in our way.

Summoner: Hmm, me as an adversary? Let’s get something straight here. I was a test of his endurance. I enslaved the people of the land and made their minds into puppets to see what a hero could do. But I had no grudge against him or his friends. I was just an obstacle to see what he was made of. He shot me in the arse, so I knew he was made of some tough nails. But, the ones who put me in his path were out for greater blood. They were the ones who wanted to end his everything. I only meant to see if he could stand up against them.

The evil wizard’s test of endurance was just a glimmer of the battle that Centaurus had to face. He had already trekked halfway across the world. He already slew enough monsters and enemies to fill an entire city. He had even come to a point of reason in his own self-control. But as his efforts began to unravel under the weight of his trials, his guard finally dropped. And the timing couldn’t have been worse.

Shadow: They crossed the path of the Gohrahn leader and his supposed centaur prisoner. As it turned out, a nasty game had been played. But I knew who was pulling the strings. It was all about global domination. The missing centaur was not innocent. Anything that got in his way would have to fall. No matter who or what would become the victim. Centaurus had entered the harshest trap of his life. The revelation of who he was and where he came from was too much for him to handle. He dropped his guard.

BEGIN TRAGIC OPERA MUSIC:

The folly that Centaurus made was earth shattering. His anger had turned to confusion. His keen sense of reaction had failed him. The centaur beast named Caramawn passed along information that changed his life forever. His will to fight had fallen. His journey had ended.

Alzahad: The events that unfolded after Caramawn revealed the past slipped by in a flash. None of us knew what to do. The worst case scenario devoured the best. All we remembered was a dragon, a ninja, a bloody fight, and total silence. Everything went black after that. Our journey was over. Our reason to fight was over.

Shadow: I remember that day well. It was an ending like a Robert Zemeckis film. And I was the ninja.

The sun fell early that day as it mourned Centaurus’s fate. The Minotaur, the fishman, and the griffin set their weapons to the earth and went their separate ways. Never before had they desired a pierced butt-cheek so badly.

Equuis: I felt like a fish out of water that evening.

BEGIN CALM RESOLUTION MUSIC:

The story of Centaurus’s adventure had been locked away for generations. Those who lived it returned to their lives in various pockets in and above the world. But they rarely spoke of what transpired during that short season of Centaurus’s life. The last commitment they made to Centaurus’s cause was to have his name cleared in Birka and a shrine erected in Concorde. Everything else faded into legend.

Frazz: Would I still call him my friend? Absolutely. Would I ever take his daughter as a bride? Not a chance.

Those involved with Centaurus’s search had no idea what the future held. None knew of the dangers and treachery that their world would soon face. None of them knew about their place in history. All they knew was that the next day would present a new ambition. Centaurus knew it well, and he pressed on anyway until he found what he was looking for.

And he found it.

Shadow: What would Centaurus do if he could live out one more dream? I have no idea.

BEGIN END THEME MUSIC:

END CREDITS:

Behind the Epic

Operation: OHR Staff

Cody Watts

Tarot Master

Moogle1

Head Writer (Behind the Epic)

Jeremy Bursey (Pepsi Ranger)

Music

Philippe Marchand (Specplosive)

Editor

Elwood Walker

Researcher

Manjoman Bobbinski

Director of Photography

National Geographic Wannabe

Gaffer

Zed Edward Zimbabwe

Key Grip

Jim

Inspiration

VH1’s Behind the Music

Ends of the Earth

Staff Involved in the Making of Ends of the Earth

Valkayree

Kain

Music

Kain

Art

Kain and Valkayree

Programming

Valkayree

Weird, Twisted, Demented Ideas

Kain…definitely Kain

"I still cringe at the thought of a large pink bunny rabbit holding an AK-47…"

Inspiration

Nintendo

Way too much M:TG and THC.

Cast of Characters

Centaurus

Shadow

Alzahad

Equuis

Areolys

Frazz

Hamrig

Guall

Rudimus

Gohrahns

Summoner

Caramawn

A bunch of other useless pieces of pixel.

Special Thanks from Valkayree

James Paige

Charles Garcia

Tom Hanks

That mailman from Cheers

Brandon Hajek

Czechoslovakia (yes, the whole country)

 

All mythical creature action was monitored by the National Humane Organization. All creatures were shot in the butt in the making of this documentary.

Ends of the Earth and all character occurrences are copyright of Valkayree Productions (1997-2001) All rights reserved. Any attempt to reproduce any material read or seen in this program or the game will result in the sharp reception of an arrow in your behind.

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"The Memoria Story"

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